UPDATE! SEGA has responded to my call for them to use my young, supple body as a piece of advertising for their famous Yakuza series.
It seems SEGA’s Ken Balough, also known as the main with the Tails beard, thinks he’s the only one with a luscious body for SEGA to mark up with various advertisements. I will have to fight him over the internet to achieve my goal of getting pimped out in SEGA body decor for all the internet to see. He already has a one up on me with his Tails beard, but as my tattoo implies: he is not welcome at my dinner table.