I wrote a book lol just trying to keep kids off the STREETS
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This is what happens when you send a sports almanac back in time, it’s no longer Kail’s Big Time Burger Joint, now the DudeGurlz site is Kris Kail’s Pleasure Paradise
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Hey you guys!
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Clip of me calling in on Opie and Anthony and doin’ my famous Robotnik impression

Check out my jam Ballway to Heaven from DESTROY ALL SLACKERS THE MIX TAPE VOLUME 1, it’s a parody of Jim Jones’s We Fly High mixed with Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven, as well as Limp Bizkit and Saliva.